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Wishing you and yours a very Happy Easter! #Holiday #FamilyFirst #mgtab


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Funny Easter Jokes:
The Meaning of Easter

A Sunday school teacher was asking her six-year-olds about the meaning of Easter. “Children,” she said, “Do you know why we celebrate Easter?”

A little girl raised her hand.

“Yes Jenny,” said the teacher.

Jenny said, “ Is Easter when we put on costumes and go trick-or-treating?”

“No, Jenny. That’s Halloween. Does anyone else know?”

A little boy yelled, “It’s when we set off fireworks!”

“No Jimmy, that’s Independence Day. Anybody else?”

A shy little girl in the back said, “Easter is when Jesus died.”

The teacher replied, “That’s right, Shauna. And what happened to Jesus that makes Easter special?”

“Well, he died and got buried. And every Easter he comes out. And if he sees his shadow there’s 6 more weeks of winter.”

Palm Sunday Joke

One Palm Sunday, little Johnny was sick and stayed home from church. When his brothers and sisters came home carrying palm branches, Johnny asked where the palms came from.

His father replied, “When Jesus walked by, people held palm branches over his head.”

“Just my luck!” Johnny said. “The one time I don’t go to church, Jesus shows up.”

Attribution: Funny Jokes and Quotes

 

Just wanted to take a moment to wish everyone a wonderful Easter! Life is precious, don’t take your loved ones for granted. #familyfirst

 

 

17 Replies to “Wishing you and yours a very Happy Easter! #Holiday #FamilyFirst #mgtab”

  1. Thanks so much! Wishing you, your family and friends a Happy Easter as well.

    My age (75) and health issues have reduced my efforts to advertise my three book “Immortal Relations” series. I had planned on continuing the series; years ago I bought three commercial covers to go with the two artist covers (books one and two) and modified commercial cover (book three). The cover for book four was a single eye with red iris (denoting blood). ________________________________

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    1. Sending thoughts and healing prayers your way. I hope you can soon continue your dreams. Book 4’s cover sounds eerie, perfect for your writing style 🙂

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