Funny Easter Jokes:
The Meaning of Easter
A Sunday school teacher was asking her six-year-olds about the meaning of Easter. “Children,” she said, “Do you know why we celebrate Easter?”
A little girl raised her hand.
“Yes Jenny,” said the teacher.
Jenny said, “ Is Easter when we put on costumes and go trick-or-treating?”
“No, Jenny. That’s Halloween. Does anyone else know?”
A little boy yelled, “It’s when we set off fireworks!”
“No Jimmy, that’s Independence Day. Anybody else?”
A shy little girl in the back said, “Easter is when Jesus died.”
The teacher replied, “That’s right, Shauna. And what happened to Jesus that makes Easter special?”
“Well, he died and got buried. And every Easter he comes out. And if he sees his shadow there’s 6 more weeks of winter.”
Palm Sunday Joke
One Palm Sunday, little Johnny was sick and stayed home from church. When his brothers and sisters came home carrying palm branches, Johnny asked where the palms came from.
His father replied, “When Jesus walked by, people held palm branches over his head.”
“Just my luck!” Johnny said. “The one time I don’t go to church, Jesus shows up.”
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Just wanted to take a moment to wish everyone a wonderful Easter! Life is precious, don’t take your loved ones for granted. #familyfirst