I’ve been planning on trying to coax… I mean invite Teagan
over to my blog for a nice little chat and a coffee without spilling the beans
(I know, can’t help myself) about my intention to spread some gossip across the
globe afterwards. The problem I had was exactly how to go about it. I mean, we
all know that Teagan is er, kinda, well… Ooh,what’s the word? Different,
special, peculiar… (The list
goes on and on into the night.)

UNIQUE!That’s it! As I was saying, Teagan is
very unique. (In the nicest way possible of course.) Er, where was I anyway?
(Reads back over what he started to say hours before…) Ah yes, my dilemma of
how to go about it? Well, I dithered and dathered… (so unlike me, I know.) in
so far as even contemplating opening a magical vortex kinda gateway to send my
cats…